Wednesday, 3 October 2012

A début of (anti) depressants





How are you feeling? You look a little pasty. A bit pale. Pallid. Put out. Pukey. Perturbed. Sick. Sad. Sedate. Oh that’s just how you always look? Fair enough. Get some sunlight down ya, Nosferatu.

When your Vitamin D levels are back to an acceptable level why not get yourself down to the Scottish Poetry Library (EH8 8DT) on Friday October 19th (6:30-8pm) for the launch of Mairi Campbell-Jack’s double pamphlet extravaganza. There is the sweet and succulent promise of homemade wine! Oh, and poems.

Once you’ve sobered up buy a copy of her book. Go on you cheap skate, buy it. It’s a two-parter about the happy subjects of post natal depression and the breakup of her marriage. You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll cry a bit more. Party hats not provided.

Mairi Campbell-Jack’s debut collection, “This is a Poem” is published by Burning Eye Books.



Russell Jones

Monday, 1 October 2012

National Poetry Day 2012



It’s that time of year again when the poets emerge from their dishevelled hovels to grace the human world with their words. Yep, the 4th of October is National Poetry Day in the good old UK, and the theme this year is “Stars”.

I’ll be reading to the kiddywinks of Wester Hailes Education Centre (The High School) with this theme in mind as they take up the solar-reins and study “space” in their science classes. Unless you happen to be one of these delightful child-folk then you can’t come, but here are a couple of “star” themed poems from my fat and flailing hands to whet your pipe.


Breathing Space


Stars, don’t start.
Leave me to everything.
Burn away. Your glimmers
have made their point
though it’s lost.

Let me freewheel
in your distant light,
handstanding, vaulting
through the folds
of your surveillance.

If we’d wanted to see you
every minute of every night
we’d not have built houses,
built factories to drab your sky.
This is our canopy, our cloth
between your vastness
and the immediate universe
of our eyes.



Ghazal Jigsaw


From the small, closed window by our study table the stars are set
like the pieces of your space jigsaw. I ask if you’re any closer. The stars are set

you mutter as you slot another nook into the realised corner, and yet
you seem unsure which cosmos you’ve just pieced together. The stars are set

upon like foxes: your hands are hungry dogs. Your eyes are ready trumpets.
Your mind is a horse and then aha, you’ve a northern glow and the stars are set

in their place with a satisfactory click. Another, two more and you’re a puzzle-rocket.
They look so still and steady with you, but through our study window the stars are set

in more dimension than just those two. You drop a red dwarf and I reach to grab it.
You continue. I open the window and, like the sails of a ship, the stars are set.




Russell Jones

Sunday, 10 June 2012

How To Kill



"God Has Still Not Appeared To the Birds" from my in-progress PhD collection (How to Kill) has been selected as "Poem of the Month" by the Istanbul Review. Follow the link to the Istanbul Review (the link to the poem is on the right hand column):

http://www.theistanbulreview.com/


Russell Jones

Wednesday, 6 June 2012

26 One Word Poems

Another Bite and Then the Diet Starts
Appetizer

Boyhood Dream, Male Reality (Unfortunately They’re His Own)
Boobs

Chrissy, 48, Loves Cats, Hates Cheaters, Smoker
Cat-as-trophe?

Darlin’ It’s Not you...
Delusion

ENTER IF YOU DARE!!!
Exit

Folk These Days Don’t Know They’re Born
Fuddy-duddy

Gravediggings for Breakfast
Granola

Have You Trouble Hearing?
Herring?

Icarus, Fresh from an Afternoon Dreaming, Strode Forward with His Hands in His Pockets, Harked “I’ve an all-inclusive booked in Majorca, paid on the plastic. Onward!”
Imbecile

Jagged Winter with a Terrifying Spring
Jaberwocky

Kafuffle of Love / Art is Misunderstanding / Death is Song and Dance
Kabuki

Leaves  Blow in the Long Wind of Spring
Lenten

Magniiiification
mnmalsm

Nay! Neigh!
Nag

Onomatopoeia Walks Into a Bar: thunk
One-liner

Petite Bundles
Pic  can  inn  ies

Quality Engagement and Wedding Bands at LOW LOW Prices, Mail Order NOW
Quartz

Rolling into an Etch of the Mind
REM

Speaking of Sin
sssssssssssssssssssex

Tobacco, Tequila and Karaoke Friday
Tracheotomy

Unborn Clings to the Mic
Ultrasound

Versa Vice

What You See Is What You Get
WYSIWYG

X-Ray Dept./ CT Suite ; Orthopaedic and Fracture ; Males Only Ward
Xanthippe

Yaddah Yaddah Yaddahaaahahaaeeee
Yak

Zealot Packs His Trolley Full of Cold Meats
Zombie

Indian Winter




I forgot to mention - and you've probably noticed because you hang around this blog like a malignant wart or recurrent patch of flaky skin - that I've a short series of travel articles from my trip to India published with Exploration.

Parts one and two can be found here; move your lazy hand and click the links BEFORE YOU DIE

Part 1 http://www.eruditiononline.co.uk/exploration/article.php?id=290

Part 2 http://www.eruditiononline.co.uk/exploration/article.php?id=444

Part 3 is coming soon...

Sunday, 20 May 2012

Renrock Reading





I'll be reading along with some other mere mortals at Cafe Renroc
(www.caferenrocnevohealth.co.uk) on Montgomery Street, Edinburgh, on Friday 25th May. It begins at 7pm. Come.



Russell Jones

Thursday, 3 May 2012

RED10 again




Mr Kevin Cadwallender has assembled a group of super human misfits and degenerates - akin to The Avengers but with less make-up and fewer crime-fighting skills - to read for you potential viewing pleasure. It's in a bar, of course, it has to be in a bar. You need the juice. You parasitic vermin.

Compare him to Tony Stark, perhaps. Or Ash, from Pokemon. Cartoons are your only point of reference, aren't they? Cad is the overlord of "Red Squirrel Press", a publisher (with an odd interest in poetry and red squirrel populations) who has its hands on the Edinburgh poetry scene, among other things. They've published/are about to publish/will publish some day, many of the Poke-poets of Edinburgh town in a series of chapbooks and collections. Drey 4, for example, (buy it here with your metal trading circles http://www.redsquirrelpress.com/index.php?drey), named after a squirrel's 'nest', contains a couple of my own ramblings along with other poets such as Edinburgh poetry-socialite, entrepreneur and general busy-bee Claire Askew.

Anyway, a bunch of people who write words down on paper are reading them out at Perseverance Bar, Edinburgh, June 13th at 7:30. See them here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTiSWzLqTfQ&feature=share  then come and give them your prattle and praise

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

Russell Jones