Sunday, 27 June 2010

Alice in Blunderland

I read Alice in Wonderland (and Through the Looking Glass) recently, after my rancid experience with Mr Depp and co., and thought it was pish-inspiringly good. And so I wrote an article on it, which you can find on therustykey:

suck it and see, dumpfreeze

Russell Jones

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

Baby Botherer

If the authorities allow me to spawn I shall name my darlings something that will really hinder them in attaining happiness in their lives. "Abomination" or "Gout", perhaps.

And here are some recent attempts at a brand new (aka: done before) poetic form which I have named "physics motion poetry".

The name even makes me want to hurt myself so you're not alone.

Arsey and pretentious it probably is but the theory is this: Firstly the software used to create it is a physical properties simulator. You mix poo with fans, you get poo on the wall. Mix water with poo, you get wet poo. There's no "poo" option but there ought to be. Secondly it moves, thus the motion part. Lastly I'm calling it poetry and you can't argue with me so nah nah nah naaah nah.

Alternative name: moving poo words

Enjoy or don't.

Russell Jones

Sunday, 6 June 2010

Code Poetry

Whilst wasting some of my "life" on the "internet" I happened to find out about a little known and very short lived poetic movement. It has a real name but I can't remember what it is so I'll call it "code poetry". Here are some of my "attempts":

(1) Love Story
(2) Date Night (the empty box says XY beneath it, the other says XX)

(3) Representation: Final Agony, Final Victory (the empty box says XY beneath it, the other says XX)

(4) All That I Know Is That I Know Nothing

(5) Species (the bold circle says "survivalist" underneath it, the other says "species")

Russell Jones