It's been a while, you and I. Give me those mattress eyes, cork open that cheap Sardinian Chardonney and keep your socks on -
I'm reading at the Teviot Bar, Edinburgh on 18th January 2009. I think there's a feminist theme but I'll probably avoid that and read my usual hateful rants. If you'd like to jeer do come along from 7pm.
I hit her because I love her.