I have come down from the dizzying heights of celebrity stardom to address you, the common folk.
Yes all the rumours you've heard in the news, the papers, magazines and movies are true: the blog has, since August 2010, had over 1000 visitors. Let us pray.
To celebrate this triumphant moment in mankind's history I will allow your mortal eyes to gaze upon a work of such gravitas and splendour that it sits atop the papier roll beside by porcelain throne. Prepare yourself for the masterpiece that is mine own work: "Pooey Monkey"
Enjoy this aesthetic treat, visit again. Now go away.
Russell Jones
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